Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

Just wanting to write a quick clarification; this is actually one I did a little while ago, I just copied and pasted the conversation so that’s why there may be some inside jokes popping up. I also hit a spot in the movie where I thought I may have been annoying my friend, so there will be a big gap at one point in time. Maybe later on I will get it patched up, or redone.

  • First off, things I never could have thought in a porno; he is totally pulling focus
  • Holy shit double chainsaw
  • ONLY THIS GUY CAN PULL FOCUS FROM TARA REID
  • This guy is actually worse than vin diesel
  • How does that happen?!
  • She is actually trying to pull the focus herself!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK
  • BECAUSE SHARKNADOS ARE TOTALLY JUST NOW A THING
  • HOLY SHIT TWO BROOOS
  • Ann Coulter?! Is that you???
  • Authoritative black man
  • Golden Mo’ fuckinh Chainsaw
  • Jesus Christ. So watching a porno alongside sharknado… both the guys are actively trying to pull focus
  • How did that fucking catch on?!
  • I am intrigue
  • “I can sense these storms now.” Holy fuck. That. Happened
  • HOW DOES THE SHARK JUST VOIP UP LIKE THAT?!
  • I WARNED YOU
  • Why, Lou Ferigno
  • Why?!
  • …bill engvall
  • Wat
  • Whi
  • I cri
  • This movie happened
  • Why did it essplode by bullets???
  • HOW THE FUCK ARE THE SHARKS THE ONLY ONES FLYING LIKE HOW IN MOSES DOES THAT FUCKING HAPPEN
  • WHY ARE PENN AND TELLER HERE?!
  • Holy shit now main dudebro is with the Hoff… AND THE HOFF IS STAGING HIM UP, STEALING HIS FOCUS
  • This guy is getting petty about being outdone
  • The tornadoes abduct an absurd amount of sharks
  • Like, more than even exist
  • Sharknado wall
  • I am doing Tom’s stuck-pig laugh at this movie
  • Oh holy fuck. He scoffs at aliens in this movie?!
  • This chick has awesome tiiiiiiiiiits!
  • Good game face bruh!!!!@@
  • This chick totes outdoes tara reid
  • He has his own theme song?!? FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACEHOLE YOU MOTHER FUCKING PRICK
  • .. how is this even plausible? The acceptable fiction is this guy’s acting, the multiple ‘nados (you like? yes you dooooo) is just too much to add to that
  • “You don’t know how to stop being a hero”
  • Was this edited by high school kids?! The graphics seem primitive
  • .. living… in…… clouds….
  • Whi
  • Omg how and why?!
  • Hasselhoff believes he is actually in space
  • My gawd
  • HOLY SHIT AL ROKER FINALLY GOT HIS FACE EATEN OFF
  • .. he was the best part, and he was competing with an immaculate pair of tits. Roker,
  • This guy cannot be less in space than he is now
  • I guess giant lasers beat sharknados… if we can get a thing that can be beaten by sharknados but can beat giant laser, we can have a new edition of Rock Paper Scissors
  • HOW ARE SHARKS IN SPACE HAPPENING ARE YOU FUCKING WHAT FUCK FUCKING FUCK….. THAT SHOULD BE #4, BECAUSE THIS IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE
  • Oh. Lasersword/chainsaw.
  • YOU SUDDENLY GONNA FIND A BIGASS GREAT WHITE IN SPACE
  • Oh so now you are mother fucking Jason Statham?
  • Well i wanna throw up
  • Message of this movie; having a baby will fix all problems
  • HA fin

 

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